Orlando Sans Disney

I say Orlando, you hear Mickey Mouse. Don't believe me? Take a pop quiz. Name a few things to do in Orlando which have nothing to do with Disney or theme parks for kids. Take your time. No, you can't look it up on Google. Time's up. How many you got? 1, 2... Maybe 3? Ok. Let me do this for you. Here's a list of the many and wonderful attractions in and around Orlando, Fla., which have absolutely nothing to do with Disney or theme parks or rides.

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Things To Do In Fort Lauderdale

My vacations usually are ill conceived, poorly planned, and chaotic expeditions which, by nature, habit and necessity, morph into an 'off the beaten track' kind of holiday, with stops at quaint hick towns, roadside diners and detours to places which have probably never ever seen a tourist before. I'm not joking either. Last year I was in Bakersfield, CA, and I blogged about it, and someone at the City's tourism portal saw my post, and they were all abuzz on their forum about what exactly a tourist was doing in Bakersfield, how I got there, and how come no one realized I was a tourist. Tell me about it ....

Point is that I like it just this way, because the joy of traveling, and the things you discover on the road, is what I consider the vacation. Visiting a world famous tourist attraction like Miami's South Beach or Orlando's Walt Disney World Resort is just a duty - So I can tell family and friends that, yes, I visited this place or that place and saw this and that.... So, for the record, in between my discoveries and food and drink foraging in and around Fort Lauderdale, I did manage to bump into a few of these well known tourist watering holes, and here's my list of things to do in Fort Lauderdale.

Hugh Taylor Birch State Park - A 180 acre park sandwiched between the Atlantic and the Inland Waterway, this island is more of a throwback to the tranquility of undiscovered lands in centuries gone past - Serene beaches, freshwater lagoons, waves crashing on the rocks, mangrove swamps - It all adds up to an idyllic getaway from the ravages wreaked by man on the rest of Florida. Info: 3109 E. Sunrise Blvd. Fort Lauderdale FL 33304;(954) 564-4521; www.floridastateparks.org/hughtaylorbirch/

Bonnet House Museum & Gardens - A well preserved and complete house, it was designed by Frederic Clay Bartlett, and has all kinds of murals and art works which double in as furnishings and decor. I'm not terribly fond of museums and houses converted into museums signifying the lives of dead people (isn't it morbid?), but Bonnet House, and the Gardens, are well worth at least one visit, especially if you happen to be in Fort Lauderdale. Info: 900 North Birch Road Fort Lauderdale FL 33304; (954) 563-5393; www.bonnethouse.org

Voodoo Lounge - A cavernous dance club, a bar, DJ's mixing it up with hip-hop and R&B, a hip clientele and a private lounge make this a must-visit watering hole if you're fond of the urban delights a new place has to offer. Info: 111 SW 2nd Ave Fort Lauderdale FL 33301; (954) 522-0733; www.voodooloungeflorida.com/

Jungle Queen Riverboat Cruise - This sightseeing cruise on the Jungle Queen riverboat takes you up the New River to the JungleQueen Indian village, with downtown Fort Lauderdale and the historic yacht basins along the way. Info: Departs daily at 9.30 am and 1.30 pm; Address: Bahai Mar Yachting Center, 801 Seabreeze Blvd Fort Lauderdale FL 33316; Reservations -(954) 462-5596; www.junglequeen.com

Museum of Discovery and Science and IMAX 3D Theater - Featuring over 200 interactive exhibits, this museum is a wondrous place where you can find sharks, pet alligators, iguanas, and bats, take a simulated trip to the Moon or Mars, and best of all, catch a film at the five-story-high screen at AutoNation IMAX ® Theater. Now that's what I call a platinum screen ... Info: 401 SW Second Street Fort Lauderdale FL 33312; (954) 467-6637; www.mods.org/

Poolside at Mandarin Oriental Hotel, Miami FL

I'm on a brief escapade in Miami, and its hot. In more ways than one. For starters, the weather is stunning, and when someone says that Florida is full of retirees, well... That's only true if you can label hot young babes in bikinis as retirees. And to top it off, Jennifer Anniston chose the same time to indulge in a poolside tryst with John Mayer (pictures), so the already hot Mandarin Oriental Hotel simply boiled over. I had made plans for the day, with a list of things to do in Miami, but I threw the plans overboard and made my way to aforementioned pool to see what all the fuss was about.


Not that I'm ever going to pay $500 plus for one night in a hotel room, but if you're curious about how A-list celebs spend their down time, all you need to do is land up at this waterfront Brickell Key hotel with it's own private beach, jogging trail, business & fitness centers, the finest restaurants (Azul, Cafe Sambal) and bars (M-Bar, Lobby Lounge) in Miami, a 15000 sq ft spa with floor to ceiling windows offering views of the Bay while you're given masssages by specially flown in Thai masseuses, a 20,000 ft beach club with beach butlers and cabanas, luxury shopping store (Shanghai Tang), and a Concierge who can get you tickets and access to anything you want. You could live here for weeks and not even feel the need to have a look at South Beach.
Anyway, let's get back to the pool. Just a stone's throw from a palm tree lined private beach, and overlooking the water, the beach club, juts out in a large V at a slight elevation above the beach, which makes the view all the more fantastic. Poolside deck chairs, celebs mixing with the local riff-raff, all in a show of flesh which would make even a Vegas stripper seem like a good Christian - All said and done, there's just one word to describe the beach club at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel - It's hot. Photo courtesy & copyrights - Mandarin Oriental Hotel Group


Info: 500 Brickell Key Drive Miami FL 33131; (305) 913 8383; www.mandarinoriental.com/miami