Freelance Jobs 21st Jan

A recent ad asking for a writer in Craigslist said "Even if you're not published, you need to have passion". How do you inject passion into a 'howto' for reducing credit debt? Because that's the kind of article requests I get.

Well, you could take inspiration from the mystery visitor who leaves "a half-empty bottle of cognac and three red roses at the grave on Poe's birthday".

Anyway, here's today's freelance jobs:

If you're unpublished, but the passion's bubbling out of your nose, this gig is for you.

Got delusions of grandeur? Well, here's your one and only chance to get paid for it, unless you happen to be a member of the US senate.

SEO guys who blog wanted. Or Bloggers who can do SEO. I think.

Someone wants you to litter the internet with traces of their product. Forum and message board poster wanted.

Some more buzz marketers wanted. Well, I prefer that to ' swarm of locusts', which is what I heard one bunch of forum posters referred to as, by the regulars of the forum.

Wanted a humor writer for sketches.

Get paid to blog. $5 per post.

Web content writer wanted. Small pay, bulk work.

65+ writers wanted. Yeah, that's what I thought too. Unfortunately ( depends on which side of the hill you are ), he's looking for writers over 65....

Writers who know a thing or two about international students can get hold of a writing gig here.

Want to earn $100 per week for sending emails from home? No, this ain't a scam. It's a real CSR job. You have to respond to customers' emails. Catch is that you need to know a lot about New York.

Essay writer wanted. Make sure he flunks if you do get the gig.

Another copy writer wanted to con international students.

Audio transcriptionist wanted. $200 gig.

Writers needed. ASAP. And that's all the ad says. Nothing else.

More delusions of grandeur. They want hacks who can see the big picture.

Freelance writers wanted for women's lifestyle mag.

Hillary Clinton jumps into the ring. Going to be a really, really great year for political columnists. I don't really care who's going to be the next President, but the media is going to make a lot of hay while Hill and WhosYourMama duke it out.