Freelance Jobs 30th Nov

Here's today's freelance jobs:

Transcriptionist wanted for book to MS word transcription gig here.
Looking for a ghostwriter. Click here for more details.
Technology news researcher wanted here.

Working writers wanted here.
Comment: The ad has me totally confused, so either I'm drunk, or the ad poster was drunk, or we're both drunk.

Blogger job! Get paid per post! Somebody wants a paid blogger here.
Comment: There's precious little blogging gigs available for pro bloggers. Sad, huh? But then, it's a free market, and you get paid for your talent and experience, and bloggers, um....never mind.

Copywriter & SEO specialist wanted here.
Comment: And then the ad goes on to day that they don't need a pro. Well, means I can still apply. What?

Writers wanted. Columns, reviews, features. Click here.
Comment: Nice gig.

Low budget, jungle based horror script needed here.
Comment: Ultra-trashy trailer trash!

Ezine looking for short fiction and poetry submissions here.

Author wanted here.
Comment: The OJ Simpson kerfuffle seems to have put Hollywood into muder mystery overdrive.

Data researcher wanted here.
$150 per report on the music industry. More details here.
Ghostwriters wanted here.
Data entry and web researcher needed here.

Just bumped into a marketing pitch disguised as a press release. If it weren't for the fact that some poor schmucks actually fall for this kind of gimmick, this would be kinda funny. "30+ Year Veteran Translator Unlocks the Door to Success on the Translation Market Scene for Frustrated Freelancers...Before anything else, they must first "install the Success Mindset Tripod in their brain..."

Hmm...Been been watching too many sci-fi movies, I guess.